PonyGerrlz

by Kat
with art by Nurbika_Pony
- do not use without the author's
and artist's permissions.



Ponies are fire
That walk with a snap!
Ponies are kittens
That want to sit in your lap.

Sweeter than sin and
Meaner than mean,
They don’t mind being dirty
And don’t mind being clean.

They dance when they walk
And soar when they run:
They never get bored
‘Cause ponies always have fun.

You bring filly home
She’s going to test –
Show her whose boss
You’ll get along best.

Take off for a ride
She jogs while you sit.
Give ‘er some rein
Directed by bit.

Entice with a carrot
Follow up with a crop
For stubborn ponies
Who’ve come to a stop.

Splash her with water
Soapy sponge lather…
First get her clean
Then play like you’d rather!

Then ponygirl docile
Lead her to bed,
Water dish waiting
And a pat on the head.

Ponies are killers
They’ll wear you both out.
But with an ass like that
What more’s life about?