Parking Ticket

by Integral
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"And if this isn't bad enough, the moment she finally comes out and sees the parking ticket that bloody warden's glued to my pubes she's gonna laugh her head off.
THEN she'll take off her opera gloves and scratch my groin to pieces trying to get a purchase on it... And when she does, she'll RRIIIPPPP!!!!....."