"Well Maria, Ah reckon we're about halfway thar an' yer done vereh well so far.

Nevah 'pected a lil' girl like you ta haf so much energy; not fer ah run this far an' not wit' a huge guy like me in tha back holdin' thar reins.

Course, yer more use' ta pulin orl those bull-dykes aroun' tha ranch an the local desert scenery, wit' regular stops so they can haf' a little kiss an' cuddle along tha' way.

An' ah bet yer enjoyed all that cuddlin' from tha' girls all coppin' a feel of that pert lil' body of yorn - even' if yer had ta let 'em do it in order ta geta drink from them.

Thing is girlie, it's jus' you an' me way out here an' even if yer don' want ta showit, yer've run yer lil' legs off just gettin' us hafway. Yer orl wet outside an' as dry as a bone inside an' ah don' think yer'll make it tha rest of tha way without a long cool drink from tha canteen ah brought along wit' me.

So tha question is:

What's a lil' cuttie doll like you gonna do fer a nice guy like me ta get a drink out of him?'